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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 06:06
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
Hometown hero: Suárez soaks up the spotlight in Mexico City - NASCAR.com
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
If you were president, how would you make America "great again?"
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What's the funniest thing you heard in a movie theater?
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Catatonics & High Colonics
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
How much stronger is an average man than an average woman?
share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
Angels Acquire LaMonte Wade Jr. - MLB Trade Rumors
Thumbs down again.
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Digital Workers Have Arrived in Banking - WSJ
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.
Is it possible to revive a dead person in real life with black magic?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Aldi vs Oreo: Oreo maker sues Aldi over 'copycat' packaging - BBC
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...